Thursday, August 14, 2008

Back!

Hey ya guys! Someone's posing as me. I don't know who. I was able to chat with this guy who told me he had a "nice conversation" with me last night and I was like WTF? Be careful guys as you might be flirting with the same sex. Heehee : )

Not that I mind. In fact, I wanna see a guy to guy action.

Alright that's enough... else, no one would visit my blog again.

Hey Cloud! Thanks for the free marketing. I checked the thread and someone asked if I've got a pic here. Oh well, a secret's a secret so I can never post a face pic but here's some I know you would enjoy.




Brazilian babe




Another pic taken a couple of months ago. Gotta love my tan lines : )








Sunday, July 27, 2008

the lost treasure

I always tend to lose things... i lost two pairs of earrings when i was seven (which made my mom really furious), an expensive watch when i was 12, our science project when i was 15 and my virginity when I was 17 (lol). I don't know if there is a "lost magnet" planted inside my body but whatever it is, it seems like its acting stronger nowadays. The thing that makes me more upset is that I only realize I've lost something just when I need it most.

So, I went home today totally drained from work. I only have one restday for this week as things are getting busier each day. It's good in a way, since I earn more (I wanna save for HK trip in Dec) and I practically spend every hour worrying about work, I don't have time to worry about anything else. But you know... its the rainy season thus the bed weather (whew!). I was looking forward to drinking vodka, watching a sexy movie and staying in bed... naked.

I got the vodka cruiser and finished one bottle while watching sex and the city series. Samantha (my favorite) just had a steamy sex scene and you know me... I'm such a sensitive person. I felt hotter than the usual. So I got up to my closet and pulled my black bag to get my toy... wtf!

My toy wasn't there.

I searched everywhere - under my bed, the living room and yes! even the refrigerator but couldn't find it. It's been my best friend for over a year now and I just couldn't live without it. No way I can't live without it. I haven't used it for a while since I always go straight to sleep recently. It's my only escape from my sexual deprivation and I just fucking lost it!!!

Feeling upset... I went online and searched for toys. Maybe it's time for me to buy another one. I broke my digicam and I was about to buy a new one this payday but what the heck... my pussy is more important than capturing special moments.

I'm just thinking... can I put an ad for a lost dildo? Maybe I should put some posters in our street.

Missing dildo. About 7 inches in length and 1 1/2 inch (?) in diameter. Violet shaft with silver rotating balls inside. With hello kitty sticker at the bottom. Last seen pumping my pussy.Looks something like this --->


If found, please don't use it and return to me immediately!!!



And I just found an interesting fact... according to google this is the world's biggest dildo. It didn't say the price though. Hmm... it looks fab however I'm always into colored stuff besides it looks like its missing one ball. And I can never imagine licking just a single ball (isnt it weird?) So I guess I'll pass.



Here below are glass dildos. It looks really cute I'm tempted to use it as a glass decor for my living room. I really like the transparency and the small bumps. But I want something like my old one which has a clit stimulator too. And I don't think this is battery operated... my hands will get tired. And besides... I can get violent in bed at times. I might break this. Next!
Oh... I found this in google too. It's a swell bunch isn't it? I always dreamt of owning a collection of dicks but I'd be in prison if I do that so I would have to settle with owning just dildos. I like the second one the best. Do they sell it here in the Phils?




By the way, I once passed by Quiapo overpass when I went to Raon to buy transistors and I was shocked to see they sell dildos there. Yep... I was tempted to ask for the price just for the heck of it but all the vendors are men.

And here's one for the guys... just happened to saw it. Guys, will you try something like this? Just curious. I mean, it's better than your bare, familiar hands right? But the interior view is bothering me... I would have preferred if they didn't include a cross-section of how it looks like. Kinda makes me wonder if the inside of my pussy's like that too.



I was about to do a search for double-ended dildos when the door opened and there was my brother's gf. She looked surprised to see me perhaps she wasn't expecting me there (since I'm always at work the last few weeks).

"Hi. I thought no one's here. Sorry..."

"It's okay," I smiled weakly.

"Have you eaten dinner? I cooked adobo. There's still some left."

I'm not a fan of midnight binging but tonight's not your usual night. I was horny and deprived, might as well eat to my heart's delight. Needless to say, I devoured her adobo. After washing the dishes, I went back to my room and noticed that my closet was slightly open. I had a gut feel... I checked my shoulder bag again and there was it!

My bunny rabbit!

Hmm...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

wink^wink

Gotta grab another vodka. I think I'd stay curled up in bed all day.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Bi For Now

I've been trying to lose weight so I searched Limewire for workout videos. There were Turbo Jam and 8 Minute Abs but I ended up downloading Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease because...

Just because.

So I got my props... a chair without armrest, my black boots, a necktie, a hat, my brother's long sleeves and fishnet stockings. Of course, I have to live in the moment and feel it. Though I know, this workout would be useful once I start having sex (again), my main objective was to sweat. But I was halfway through the song and I wasn't even sweating. My shirt was totally dry.

But my panties aren't.

Gosh, I got aroused watching Carmen Electra sway those hips.



Carmen Electra


Saturday night. I went out with my girlfriends Andy, Jen and Sam and my guy friend Kevin as usual. Now, I always had this thing with Andy ever since I first saw her at work. She was slightly smaller than me, has a smaller frame, a fair complexion and her hair was long and dyed light brown. I told my friend about it so he casually asked Andy if she would ever do a girl to girl action.

And she said - NO!

There goes my fantasy.

I settled with being good friends with her. We go out on gimmicks, shopping spree and other fun activities (e.g. having Brazilian which is totally useless for me since no one gets to see it anyway, going to the gym where I see her clad in a towel, etc.) But that night, I was a bit drunk and the attraction was getting more intense. I finished 3 glasses of Kahlua Cream and a Margarita courtesy of the guys eyeing us, thus I couldn't walk straight. Andy offered to go with me to the restroom to freshen up.

My heart was thumping real bad and I could smell her perfume. My arm was around her shoulders and I could see her bra (thanks to my 3-inch stilettos). I wanted to taste her there and then, squeeze her boobies, lick 'em... touch her pussy and check if the results of her Brazilian was as smooth as mine.

"Andy..."

I wanted to kiss her so bad. A lot of things were going on my mind. Most were x-rated.

"Aria, are you okay?"

"Huh? Yeah... yeah I'm okay. Just drunk."

I'm scared she would slap me and I didn't want to ruin the friendship so I restrained myself, drank some coffee and thought of dead puppies.

Then Kevin said we were going to a house party and he will introduce his friend - Mart, whom he described as hot. So, we went to Mart's condo and boy, he is hot! Andy was obviously smitten, so are Jen and Sam... and me. We were all single (Andy just broke up with her bf), we were all horny and drunk and we all were wearing mini skirts. The thing is there were four of us girls and only one Mart (Kevin is already taken and not our type) so it cannot be.

We drank the night away, listened to slow music in a darkened room and just chilled out. Mart was sitting beside Andy and was directly in front of me. Andy was leaning to him, pinching his side and obviously flirting while I kept silent most of the time. I imagined them making out. Then I imagined me and Mart. Then, me and Andy. Uh-oh. That's the alcohol talking.

Four wine bottles later, no one's stripping yet and we decided to call it a night. Jen and Sam were with Kevin on the way South and Mart offered to drive me and Andy North. Andy whispered she wanted to sit in the front so I let her. I was hoping there would be some action. I know Andy is also into sex and I could see her pulling her skirt up. I pretended to be sleeping and I almost dozed off when Mart woke me up. Apparently, he's dropping Andy first. Andy kissed me on the cheeks and said good night.

"Want to move here in front?"

"Okay..."

After a few seconds, he held my hand and started caressing it. It felt weird at first cuz I thought he and Andy will hit it off. After all, Andy's sexier and I know most guys prefer Mestizas than Morenas but his kiss said otherwise. His tongue against my tongue... oh! But that night, all I could think of was Andy. We continued exploring each other's body.

"Ohhh... Andyyyy..."

Mart backed off, "Did you just say Andy? You're a lesbian?"

"Yes. I mean, no!"

We ended up laughing and I told him about my little secret.



Next Saturday, Andy teased me, "Did you go straight home last week? I think Mart had the hots for you."

"Well, we kissed a little but I wasn't feeling it."

"Why? He's hot naman ah."

I looked at her from head to toe and absent-mindedly licked my lips. Good thing, she didn't notice. "He's not my type."

"Ah ok. Sayang."

"Hmmm... not really. Anyway, I think I need another Brazilian. I might be getting laid next week. Wish ko lang!"

"Sure. Let's do it next week. Text text na lang," she winked at me.

If only there's a spa with a couple's room for girls complete with ceiling mirrors. Hayyy...

Or maybe, I should learn the art of waxing and offer to do it for her. Now, that's hot!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Ask For More 1

So, it's beginning to be a challenge to update this blog (you know my usual reasons) so I thought I'd answer some questions and if you want to know more about me, just ask for more. Madali ako kausap ; P

How old I am?
I am 23 years old believe it or not. You're probably thinking I'm matronic or probably in my 30s. I just have a lot of experiences and I always see to it to satisfy my curiosity. The rest is history, as they say.

My age preference in a partner?
I don't drink beer, I prefer wine. And I don't really date boys. I prefer fully-developed male species who have more experiences than me. Perhaps, it's also because I'm looking for a father figure. Duh?? But most of my exes were 6 years older. I once had a boyfriend who was 14 years older. And boy, he's the one single person that I fully trust. I once dated an 18-year old guy and I was bored to death. He kept talking about high school stuffs.

Do I think most girls are open about sex?
No. I guess I'm just a cut above the rest haha. Seriously, most girls will keep their secrets to themselves and close friends. Some maintains this image of pure, Maria Clara-ish image. I had a classmate before who was a Christian and a self proclaimed good girl. She kept denying that she and her boyfriend for 4 years never had anything more than a french kiss. But we saw a love bite on her neck. I think most girls still want to keep their values intact. And if they can't keep it, they'll just hell pretend that they still have it. I also speak for myself. I will never admit to my colleagues that I know a lot about sex and I'll never admit to my readers who I am. It's a different case for my close friends though. Hell, I even let my gay best friends watch a video of me and my ex (I wanted my girlfriends to watch but they were shocked!). And besides, men prefers girls who act virginal but are actually tigress in bed (<--- please confirm if this is true).

What online games do I play?
I am addicted to Audition. I know I'm probably the oldest player out there and most players are in the 12-18 bracket but what the hell? I'm one of the best players. I also play Ran online.



Audition online

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

The New Emoticons

Seriously, this made me laugh and wince and think if I should come up with my own Unbittch emoticons... what do ya think?




Thanks to wharkooze for this email : )

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Same Old Unbittch

I know it's been a while since I last posted and I'm so sorry if I kept some of you waiting. It's been my New Year's resolution to update my blogs as often as possible but that's in an ideal world...

So, most guys are asking me how's my life. Well just to give you a run-down...

WORK - same old shit. shifting shedule. super toxic. The only things that's new is my manager who is in his early 40s probably. I've been working with him only for a couple of weeks and for some reasons he offered me a promotion. Yes, a promotion I never applied for. And with all his comments about how my voice sounds nice on the phone he wants to call me over and over again on my extension and how I look fresh out of the shower, it makes me want to skip work every other day.

LOVELIFE - I am still single and unattached, as expected. I dated this good guy exclusively for a month or so but he was too slow for me. Anyway, I know that's not what you want to hear.

SEXLIFE - I almost did it. Yes, sex. Almost. I felt a single good, hard thrust inside me. A real cock and not a vibrator. But there were some complications er... the bottom line is - it almost happened. But I ended up going home frustrated thinking no sex is better than bad sex and that my toy is better than most cocks. Really.

So there, I'm still single, still over-stressed and still sexually deprived but I bought a new laptop and now I'm back.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

LAID PAID MADE

I stumbled upon an old acquaintance’s Friendster profile and was surprised to see her flowing straight black hair, flawless skin, Apple laptop and who knows what else. Her travel pictures in Thailand and Singapore spell R-I-C-H.

But it also spell P-R-O-S-T-I.

Prostitution is one of the oldest professions in the world and one of the most profitable perhaps. Have I had fewer morals than what I have now, it would have been the perfect job for me. Imagine never-ending days of pleasure, overflowing wine, sleeping in five star hotels with a butler (oh!), shopping in Zara, Guess and Nine West in exchange of spreading my legs wide anticipating the entrée of a Viagra-enhanced cock. A little use of imagination (perhaps I could think that it’s David Beckham who’s gonna fuck me) and it’s going to be perfect.

LAID. PAID. MADE.

Oh, I can go with that motto forever.

I don’t have anything against prostitutes. Though, I would be a hypocrite in saying that it’s a dignified way to live, as well. There are times when I would envy them, especially when it comes to the shopping part (just go to Glorietta and you’ll know what I mean). Imho, the body is still sacred. Okay, okay, okay – I know this may sound surprising coming from someone who’s gotten laid a hundred times (I’m exaggerating, of course). But self-respect is something that’s hard to regain nowadays. And I guess, it’s easier to stomach the fact that I got laid because I wanted to and I was damn horny rather than saying that I got laid because I wanted to buy a new cellphone.

I know a few prostitutes or professional escorts, as what they’d rather call themselves. I once did a thesis on the subject and together with my male buddy went to Mystique in Quezon Ave.

It was an experience to be blamed for my bisexual tendencies. Women who were referred to as models complete with the model number, walked the walk with utmost confidence and struck poses in all their naked glories (or lack thereof). Some were too young, some looked like Japan rejects and some looked like they were better off working behind a counter in Jollibee.

I went to the restroom and was surprised that it serves as a dressing room for the models, too.

If I were a man, I would be the luckiest man alive then.

I was surrounded by almost naked women fighting over curling irons and blush-ons. It looked like a market place. They were cussing like crazy and no one bothered to make way for me so I can get to the cubicle.

I went back to our table and called it a night.

A few days after, the same friend asked me if I want to “apply” for Pegasus. Together with Liam, a 17 year-old FEU student cum part-time model we went to the girly bar.

I asked Liam why. She doesn’t look like she lived in a squatter’s area and couldn’t eat three times a day judging by the fact that she can still manage to buy colored contacts and a Folded and Hung denims.

“Easy money eh.”

She asked me back. I said I just wanted to try it out.

A few moments later, I found myself answering a bio-date type of questionnaire. Then we were interviewed - I told the HR personnel that I used to work as a salesclerk and that I am going back to college thus the need for money.

“Ahh, so after you finish do you plan in leaving this kind of job?”

Of course, I said. Either that or I find myself a rich benefactor. She gave out a laugh.

And then we had our final interview. I don’t know who he was but he is a guy in his 40s or 50s, he had his own office and he looked intimidating and scary. When it was my turn, I was asked to wear a skimpy outfit, almost sheer. Which I did, because he scared me. I was thinking, he would kiss me any moment but thank heavens he didn’t.

Then we were asked if we wanted to start that night. I said no for both me and Liam because we have classes the next day.

I then told Liam who I really am and offered to help her find a job. It’s not much compared to the 50k/month which Pegasus offered but it’s a noble way to live. She said she’d give it a try.

I was supposed to come with her for an interview at a friend’s call center but she never came.

Then my friend told me she’s now one of the Friday Night girls in Pegasus.

I felt bad.

After all I had a bad case of a girl crush on her.

I think it’s not the lack of choice that drives women to prostitution but them thinking that it is the best choice. They would often reason out – I’m doing this because I need to pay for my tuition, for my family, for the poor and the homeless citizens of the Philippines but really, most of them are doing it to live a comfortable life. They don’t want to be one of the millions struggling with fastfood jobs earning enough; they don’t wanna be a mere saleslady who can’t afford to have her hair rebonded. Most of them simply want to live a fabulous life which they simply can’t afford.

And believe me when I tell you that most prostitutes who say that they are students are in real life bums who gave up on their studies years ago.

I know because I found out Liam was never enrolled in FEU.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Bullboard

Since, I don't have anything to say about it right now, here's what other women has to (secretly) say about the thing called SEX:

Like the flower needed rain, my flower needed you
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what a poetic way to put it. In Tagalog, diligan mo na ko.

come to manila! i'll make it worth your while. provincial boys are hot
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talagang provincial boys lol. What can I say... haven't tried any "provincial boys" eh. Calling all provincial boys out there ^wink ^wink

i'll spread for you
i'll spread for you
won't let nobody touch you
i'll spread for you...
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it's a Carrie Underwood song. Mga green minded!

I don't like veggies, until I tasted your talong...
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eewww bading siguro to

Dahil sa pagmamadali kong bumili ng condom, di ko napansin... parehas na kaliwa ang suot kong tsinelas
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I bet magkaiba din ng kulay

Mag menor ka naman... Lagi ka na lang nauuna.
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Girl, your sentiment is every woman's sentiment

I was about to have sex with you when I saw a pair of earrings on your study table. Bastard! Liar! Tiny weener!
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Astig!!!

Whoever said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach should have gone a little lower. She would have hit bullseye!
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It's a known fact. ANo pa nga ba?

Sex is emotion in motion

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time
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exactly

Why is it when a woman is addicted to sex she is called a nymphomaniac? But when it is a man, he is called normal?
- Honga naman, that's what I call double standards

And as always, this has been my personal mantra when it comes to sex -
Sex is never a sin as long as you enjoy it - unbittch


Monday, April 14, 2008

Family Affair

I had this friend way back who’s had an affair with his cousin. They lived in the same house and probably fucked in the same house, too. At first, I thought that was so sick but not until I got to know other people who’s had the same experience. I thought about the 23 years of my life and this was as close as I can get.

Uncle Jim

My uncle used to own a bar in Ortigas and everytime I was broke (which was pretty much everyday) I would call in and work as a cashier/waitress/receptionist/dishwasher. And that pretty much explains why I got used to guys around me. Every guy who walks in there would flirt with any girl. I knew several married guys who flirted with me. I was tempted to flirt back, good thing my Uncle kept an eye on me.

But there was this one guy whom my uncle didn’t mind talking to me.

That night, my boyfriend drove me to my uncle’s bar and as soon as I walked in, I saw this guy on his early 40s winked at me. I was like wtf???

He is okay, he’s got a good voice and all. A little on the smaller side but charming and has a good smile.

I went to the bar to get some drinks when he approached me and introduced himself. He offered a handshake which I cannot refuse. He squeezed my hands and gave me a head-to-boobs look.

Okayyyy.

It was such a give away. I excused myself and went back to the cashier station when my Uncle approached me and asked me to go to table 14.

When I got there, I saw the 40-year old guy alone. He asked me to sit down and started asking me personal questions.

Was my Uncle pimping me?

The guy then held my hand which I quickly pulled away. Enraged, I was about to leave when…

“Aria, have you met your Uncle Jim? He just got back from the States so you should ask your pasalubong.”

I was surprised. But not as much as Uncle Jim.

“This is Aria? Wow.”

Turned out he is my second-degree Uncle, the one infamous for having 7 wives. He left for San Francisco when I was like 5 and stayed there for good breaking American hearts.

Uncle Jim then told my Uncle how he tried flirting with me, thinking that I was just a regular employee in the bar.

“Gago! Pamangkin mo yan.”

The three of us ended up having a good laugh.

And I got my pasalubong as well.

Lingerie from Victoria’s Secret.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Wasted

After the "bid" I went out with my cousin whom I haven't seen for a couple of months. This was the same cousin I mentioned in my earlier posts. We were supposed to go guy hunting but ended up drinking vodka and loading our stomach with grilled squid, barbeque and other stuff of which names I forgot.
I'm so wasted like totally wasted I can strip on cam right now. Lol. I've eaten 7 bars of cadbury for the past 2 hours my throat hurts. Is this actually normal? By the way, I'm still celibate and though I wanna get laid so bad I will get through another month. It's all about proper mindset. Haha.

By the way, I remember someone sent a bid and mentioned he got 8 inches of happiness. Can that someone please stand up? Lol just in case. Haha just kidding!!!

The Winner Takes It All...

Wow, this is my first time to hold an auction. And kung charity lang ito, madami na kong naraise na money lol. Good thing I type real fast, puro pop ups na pc ko. Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you are wondering what's up for grabs.
I've got it all planned. This is the day I break my celibacy. And just to tease the losing bidders, the lucky guy will get to spend 24 hours with me inclusive of:

- a striptease/lapdance with his choice of make out music
- a sensual hotbath with champagne
- Me On Top (I'm talking about a massage lol)
- a sneak peek of me with my dildo
- my fur-lined handcuffs, chain, whip...ped crream (yum) and other props
- Unbittch as your slave/dominatrix (whatever way u want it)

Now someone asked me - what if the winner is a DOM or obese or has bad breath... Oh well. I don't really care. I just wanna have fun and get laid once and for all.

And did I mention that I'm wearing my schoolgirl costume? Lol.

Anyways, too much suspense might kill the night.

The winning bid goes to

.

.

.

WHARX fr Malaysia

And do you guys know why he won???

Cuz he is the only one who realized what is really going on here. And to quote him, "guys who are so horny tend to be confused w/c head to use."

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!

(lmfao)

P.S. I hope no one's mad.

Bid for Unbittch

While every man dreams of being used as a sex toy, I dream of being a geisha.

So why don't we play a game?

C'mon guys it would be fun. If you have read/watched Memoirs of a Geisha, you will have an idea of what I'm talking about. Though I'm not a virgin, I havent had sex for one year so... make me lose my innocence again Lol. I am opening an auction to close 11:59 PM tonight. I will be online until then so just give me a buzz or email me at unbittch@yahoo.com.

Your bid should include the following information:

Name:
Bid:
Size of your Dick:
How many rounds you can last:
And why I should pick you:

Excite me!!!

The winner gets to spend 24 hours with me.

Questions?

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Drought

Yes, you read that right. Drought, famine, paucity, lack, dry as in super dry weather.

And it's not because it is summer.

Anyway, that's one of the reasons why I haven't updated my blog. Aside from the Holy Week season, which I still consider sacred, these past few weeks I found myself lacking the inspiration to write. One, there really is nothing to write about recently. I mean, all the previous posts are from past experiences being the bitch that I am. But right now, I am just plain good, baby.

Not good in bed, just good.

I've been dating but I haven't really found someone who totally excites me. I want someone so bad, I wanna get laid so bad that I just want to have an open casting. Hey, anyone wanna audition? Haha... just kidding.

I don't know if its PMS or just me being paranoid because I'm getting old or just me being envious of my friends who are in a relationship. But one night, while I was working at my station, it just suddenly hit me - I miss being in a relationship. And it's not just about sex everyday and public display of affection, it's just about having someone that I can call in the middle of the night who won't mind, someone who will indulge me my fantasies, someone who can be my master and slave. I don't know. I feel so corny right now, i just wanna delete this. But then again, I had to let it all out.


THE 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN

There was this one guy, let's call him Francis. He is my gay best friend's friend who sent me a message thru Friendster (Pls. dont ask me what my friendster address is). He looked okay. No, make that more than okay. He's about 5'9", with nice arms, tanned and sexy. He is single and a virgin at 26. How did I know for sure? Aside from the fact that my friend knew him really well, I kissed him and I just can tell.

My gay friend couldn't believe it when I told him Francis asked for my number, "What? Si Francis? Eh super pihikan yun at hindi pa yun nagkakagf. Ano namang magugustuhan nun sa iyo?"

Perhaps, my primary picture where I am wearing my 2-piece?

And so we met one night. We were sitting inside his car and he looked real stiff and uncomfortable. And it made me the more excited. I never had a virgin. Haha!

"So, what do you like in a girl?"

"Hmm..." He fidgeted with his shirt and then answered after a few seconds, "I like aggressive girls."

So what I did was grabbed his head and locked his lips into mine in a head-twisting kiss. I sat on top of him and we started making out. After a few minutes, I went back to my seat and held his hands. Boy, he was so cold.

We met a couple more times after that. But I realized he was too busy and immature for a relationship. I went out on a date with another guy and he knew about it, I told him it was just a friendly date because we are just friends (which I admit was not true, but then again it's none of his business). He texted me and said, "Friendly date? But you were more than friendly with me on our "friendly date"."

The bastard!

It was super obvious that I wasn't just being friendly with him. I made out with him on the first date which I normally don't do (except under special circumstances). And he is just too freaking busy with work and adding the fact that he is always stressed with work and broke was just too much. I don't really consider myself demanding and high-maintenance. I am pretty much independent and value my own space, like I have my dildo and all. I understand that he is busy taking up his MBA while working in an 8-5 job but still, him expecting that I won't date any other guy when obviously he can't give me all that I need is just plain stupid of him.

I gave him another chance. On our next date, we were supposed to go out and watch a movie, but we ended up hanging out in my place because he had to catch a 7 PM mass with his family. That was the end of it. I stopped all means of communication with him. Next...


THE URCC FIGHTER

And then I met Mike, he lived in the same condominium as my friend and we exchanged numbers. At first, I wasn't totally into him because he is Canadian and I like tanned guys. But he turned out to be very sweet. He once told me that he wants to make love and not just fuck.

Make love my ass!

After a few weeks of texting/chatting/talking on the phone nonstop/ we decided to meet up. And he wanted to get laid on the first date. He was calling me baby all the time, holding my hands and kissing me. I knew where he was headed to. I decided to call it a night.

The next day, he wanted us to meet again and go to a motel. He won't go out with me unless we go to a motel.

ANd the worst part is, he told me he'd like to have wild sex with me - "wild sex na parang wrestling".

I saw his URCC fight pictures and it was so scary. I was like... uhm... wrestling?

I also told him I was having my period at that time. And he said that blood excites him more. So, I had to say next again...


THE X FILES

ANd then there are my exes. If you remember the older brother from my Sibling Rivalry post, that was the same guy who kept bothering me. He texted me the other night saying that he was right outside of our gate and he was indeed there. I had to lie (and I hate lying) and told him I was working overtime. And had to wake up my brother to tell him that I wasn't home just so he would leave me in peace. And there was Jeramil, my exbf for three years whose only close encounter with me was a 10 second kiss in the jacuzzi. But we managed to be friends, he is actually one of my best friends. Sometimes, I'm thinking if I should get back together with him because he is the only one who really treated me like a princess. But then again, I dont wanna be treated like a princess. More of a sex kitten, perhaps.

So, that's it. I'm still waiting for this drought to be over.

And I know it will be worth the wait once the right man with the right moves and the big cock comes.

Move over El Nino, cuz La Nina is here.

Sorry, i think that is just so gay.

Friday, February 22, 2008

The Tale of The Product Trainer II

After having a hot and steamy encounter over the phone, I realized what a mistake I've done. But there are some things that once you have gotten into, you'd have a hard time to quit. The next day, I kept fidgeting about what I would wear, I'm thinking something for a subtle flirtation. His shift starts a couple of hours earlier than mine. I was working on the system when he entered the office. Our gazes locked at each other. I didn't know if I should laugh or snub him. He, on the other hand, just winked at me.

Ur crazy, I texted him.

"Aria, can I borrow a recovery disk?" He popped into my cubicle a few minutes after I sent him the message. I wondered what was going on his mind.

"Sure, let me get one."

I reached down for the drawer facing him and let my loose shirt reveal what a girl (in her proper state of mind) should not reveal. I was on the graveyard shift and there was only me and my supervisor (who was on lunch at that time) in the IT department. But still, people pass by every once in a while plus there are security cameras all over.

"Here." I looked at him in a menacing way and went back to my station.

"I forgot something," he stood just behind my chair and I could feel him pushing his groin towards my shoulder. "Can you look for the generic password for XLS?" I knew he was bluffing. Mr Trainer wants to play, huh.

"I have to look for it. Can you wait?"

"If it's gonna be worth it," he said in a hushed voice.

I pretended to search in the database while I slip one hand under my slacks. I didn't look at him but I could feel he was hard. I knew I had to stop but it felt so good, just touching myself in the office, knowing that someone was there watching me... someone who's lusting for me but is restrained at the same time. I felt invincible. I pushed my finger deeper, putting pressure in my hidden spot. Faster... while looking around me to check if someone can smell the fish.

"Shit..." I couldn't help but blurt out.

"Shit... I can't find the password."

He looked frustrated and amazed at the same time. He dropped the disk on purpose and went down to pick it up. He looked at me, took my hand and suddenly licked my middle finger.

"GO AWAY!" I hissed and signaled for him to get out.

I had to run to the restroom to cool myself down. Then came lunchtime, I checked my phone for messages and there was a couple from him.

I wana fuck u right there n then. In front of the camera, on top of ur supervisor's desk. Wear a skirt again.

Meet u at d parking lot. NYC764

I couldn't risk that. Besides, I don't know him that well. He strikes me as a player and I just can't have a sexual relationship in the office. It's hard not to think about sex while at work, I don't want it to get harder. Puh-leeassse.

Ok w8 4 me.

I just found myself beside the driver's seat. He started to kiss me, kisses were short and a little wet. He would look at me after each time he kisses. He unbuttoned my shirt and licked my neck down to my shoulder, not touching my breasts. He took off my bra and that was when I stopped him.

"I have to go."

I could tell that he was disappointed. Who wouldn't be?

"I'll drive you home."

I started to avoid him after that and told him that we should just remain friends. We went back to just being textmates, though there are times he would suggest we meet up and get together. I don't want to go through the whole shit again. Having an office relationship is a big NO NO for me. It's one of the things that I'd rather fantasize than put to reality.

The next week, I was having lunch with friends when we started our favorite topic - office gossip. "Hey, have you heard about Mr. Trainer?"

I felt uneasy. Please... no no no.

"Hmm... what about him?" I said pretending not to care.

"Someone caught him with this girl making out in the parking lot!"

Fuck.

"And guess who this girl is?"

I wanted to puke and just quit my job. I wouldn't step into the office again. I'll go straight home and just have my stuff shipped from there. I won't even include it in my resume. Fuck fuck fuck!

"C'mon Aria, guess who the mystery girl is," she even sounded so excited I wanted to hit her in the face.

"Who... is... it?"

"It's your supervisor! Can you imagine that?"

Not in a lifetime, I guess.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Let's Talk P-O-R-N-O

When I was young, I was not allowed to look at any kissing scenes. I am to cover my eyes at all times whenever watching any romantic films/TV shows. My Dad even banned watching Young Love/Sweet Love (do you guys remember this?). Imagine, I was a fan of Manilyn and Sheryl Cruz back then and I wasn’t allowed to watch just because my Dad thinks those shows are too unsuitable. And up until high school I carried this with me. I remember watching Titanic with my friends and I had to cover my eyes (I am not kidding!) during the infamous love scene. But growing up in a family dominated by men, it’s not easy not to discover porn. There were times when my cousins and brother will order me to go sleep and lock themselves up in the family room. Good thing, my room back then was adjacent to it. And we had a glass paneled wall covered with a curtain. Btw, it used to be my Dad’s room and being the control freak that he was, he wanted to monitor any unusual activities in there. I used to take a peek in there and see naked men and women on top of each other. At that time, my pussy was an unchartered territory for me but I remember feeling hot all over. Then I’d just go to sleep.


With my first boyfriend came the first porn that I watched. I forgot what it was about since I was busy with more important things. : ) But I remember holding his dick all the time we were watching (because he said that porn has no effect on him). And after the first, I became addicted to it that I often go to internet cafes and rent a private room just so I can watch porn. At that time, I already knew how to pleasure myself. And after watching it, I would hurry back home and imagine that I was the girl in the porn film.


Killing Me Softly is one of my favorite films. I love Heather Graham (her pink nips) and Joseph Fiennes' butt is oh so yummy. I am also into bondage and their first sex scene is still etched in my mind. The bottled up sexual tension which suddenly exploded was a real treat. I watched it at home when I was in first year college. And knowing that my folks were just in another room made me nervous and thrilled at the same time.



I watched Original Sin in the cinema with my boyfriend. And I remember cumming as I saw Angelina being ravaged by Antonia Banderas. All that while my bf's fingers dived in and out of my pussy (I was still a virgin then hehe).



The word was derived from the Greek pornographia, porne meaning prostitute and grapho meaning to write. It literally means a place to record prostitutes. It has different genres; my favorites include Orgy and Race-Oriented Porn. I’m not really into fetishes and voyeur, but depending on my mood, I may crave for it from time to time. Some of my porn must haves are:

- girls with big boobs and guys with long thick cocks, both must be hot of course. I like Latin and European stars... no to Asian. I dont know why.

- not too much saliva/finger fucking and definitely no fisting and squirting. I'm not much of a body fluid person

- lots of pumping in different positions

- moans and dirty talk- guys cumming in girls' mouth

- must have at least a sub plot e.g. cheerleaders orgy, schoolgirl being fucked by professor while principal is on the way, neophyte being raped by army guy and so on : P


Right now, I am addicted to RedTube. Here are some of my favorites:

very hot girl ---> http://www.redtube.com/8549

husband fucking hotel maid while wife is in the shower ----> http://www.redtube.com/8414

angelina jolie compilation ----> http://iyottube.com/action/viewvideo/454/Angelina_Jolie/

Gwen Garci (nakita ko lang...) ----> http://iyottube.com/action/viewvideo/481/hotbabe_gwen_gone_wild/


I've found some weird videos too:

the smurf fuckfest ----> http://www.redtube.com/8399

trailer coupling as sextoy ----> http://www.redtube.com/8302

compilation of extreme women ----> http://www.redtube.com/8415

After watching these videos, I realized I am still very much normal.

Cheers to a great week!

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

The Red Tube

This week I found out about toorgle.com and redtube. I've been watching porn almost the entire week, being single and lonely at night. Hmmm... what a great discovery. Lol. That's why I'm sharing my blessing with you guys. Here's one pic I've found in my files. Enjoy. And leave me some comments because Forums and Meebo are blocked from the office. I'm planning to put a shoutbox here so I can chat with you from the office.


This was taken right after I came... ; P I even have a video taken but videos are for bf only. He'd be one lucky bastard. Comments ko ha!

Truth and Lies

There’s a game that everyone plays and it’s called truth and lies. But you can sum it up in one word – marriage.

Let me share with you an e-mail I got.

…And that's one word for all I've understood about you and your "hang-ups" with us men. Don't get me wrong... I also felt like a piston whenever I had sex in the past. Happily married now, though, although there was this one time just this month when I made love with a female sex worker, courtesy of a friend. I paid for sex, yes, but I made love with her. Consequently she had a hard time letting go of me.

I agree with you. Sex is an ancient art, sex should be more than copulation between two humans. Following your definition of a fuckbuddy, humans practicing sex just like how you describe it in your definition makes us no different from dogs in heat.

Ahhh... I really would like that experience... drinking and enjoying wine, not just for the heck of it... sucking on a cigarette while facing the sea, not just for the heck of it... sipping freshly brewed coffee, enjoying every drop of caffeine, not just for the heck of it...

And in this society, it is really hard to find someone who appreciates sex just like how the ancients did.

I definitely agree with your views. And if I had to share that intimacy with you, don't worry... I'll make love with you, not just fuck you. I'll give you every courtesy deemed in that very sacred ritual.

This is not a promise, but of course. This is what I believe in. I should change my signature, then, but I digress...

What a poetic way to start an indecent proposal. But all the eloquence in the world can never change my views about having sex/relationship with a married man. I’m not speaking only from second-hand experience but from my own as well. Luckily (for men), not all women share the same thinking. Some may engage in that kind of relationship for money, companionship (?), to satiate their lust, for the thrill and excitement or simply just for the heck of it. I can probably recommend that you do it for once in your life but staying in that kind of bond will eventually turn out to be more of a strain than satisfaction.

Being born in a family of womanizers, I have seen how my Grandpa, Dad, Uncles, Kuya, cousins and their friends spin tall tales like a whiz kid. Sometimes, I even wonder if I would ever gamble on marriage. Like what I told my ex-bf before, “I trust you, but I don’t trust men.” I hate the likes of James Yap, Hugh Grant, and Brad Pitt, who, even though married with wonderful women, still find the guts to cheat. I wish all married men who cheated on their wives burn like Salem witches. Hmmm but then again, that might turn all wives into widows.

Why, why, why I am anti-married men!

1. Married men are always in a rush.

You have just finished your orgasm and he hurries up to get dressed. He even complains how it takes you too long to strap your bra on when you can’t even find the straps that he forcefully removed. And in some cases, he won’t even bother to drive you home. But instead, he gives you a hundred or so bill and tells you to grab a taxi. The nerve!

2. You can't trust married men.

It can't be more obvious - they cheat on their wives. How can you trust them when they say they're cancelling your date for a meeting?

3. You can't have peace of mind.

Even though he has skills like Houdini, you always have this nagging thought of being caught by his wife or that one day, some woman dressed in a maternity suit with two toddlers will come charging at your office door. Scary isn’t it?

4. Once caught, a man will always choose his wife over his mistress.

I remember seeing this couple in the parking lot of Sta. Lucia mall. They were so sweet, holding hands and all that stuff when out of nowhere came another woman who began slapping the girl from all directions. In the end, the guy joined his wife in beating the hell out of his mistress. Poor girl. But then again, she asked for it.

I don't want to generalize but usually that's the scenario. I've been through it and I know a lot of girls who've had affairs with married men and they were more tormented than happy. And married men don’t equal one hell of a rollercoaster ride in bed. Some are just as lousy as the rest.

And unless, you want to get caught in a game of deceit and pretensions, then go ahead and indulge yourself. And for married guys out there who are weaving magical words to try and persuade me to take a bite of their cock, sorry, but if you can’t give what’s due to your wife, then you certainly can’t give what’s anticipated by me.

The Tale of the Product Trainer

Didn’t I say that having an office relationship is against my principles? My advice to myself and to my friends is never never never shit on your own backyard. Having a boyfriend in the office will render you invisible to the rest of the male population in the building or will make you the subject of gossip during petiks moments or worse, start a fistfight with your lover #1 and lover#2. And no, I’m not speaking from my own personal experience. Fingers crossed.

But that doesn’t mean that I don’t want my male colleagues not to drool over my body. Call it vanity or simply self-indulgence. I always make it a point that I look my best, especially during my product training.

Our trainer was a tall, bald, chinito guy. Though he was soft spoken, I smell something mischievous in him. I remember wearing a skirt for the first and last time (as of press time) and just when I was about to walk out the door, I see his reflection on the glass, eyeing my long legs. Did he drool? I never found out. But I did know something.

He asked for my number on my way to the restroom and from then on, he started sending me quotes and little things to start a conversation everyday. I didn’t think it was anything special. I mean, he was my trainer and perhaps he just wanted to get my number since I’m always late for training. Or for networking purposes, perhaps. My then boyfriend was jealous like hell and it was not until we broke up that I had the chance to entertain whatever it is that he wanted.


During our Christmas party, I wore a white skirt and a dressy top and loaded my face with makeup. He offered to drive me home but my boyfriend cum body guard replied to his message and pretended to be me, “Sorry but I’m with my boyfriend.”


“Sori to bother you. Btw, you look stunning.”


Can I blame myself for being self-obsessed at times?


The messages went from a simple to hello to something deeper. We started talking about our past relationships, crushes, etc. At one point, he even asked if I was a virgin. I replied with a simple I-don’t-discuss-my-sex-life-with-other-people excuse.


And then one time, we were texting each other when out of the blue I got a message from him…


Imagine me stroking your breasts, circling my tongue in one nip while sucking your tongue, my finger going in and out of your wet pussy. Feel my shaft as it grows rock- hard, rub it in your wetness. Feel my weight as I thrust my big cock slowly into your pussy, feel it stretching your inside, feel me pushing deeper inside you, hear me moan as I cum and unload my juice on you…


I was getting horny (it was early morning) so I hurried to scroll down. I thought it was a joke since he always sends green jokes. Where’s the punchline? Where’s the fucking punchline? I reached the next message and found no anti-climax. Was he fucking serious??? He began to call but I didn’t know if I should answer. Wtf? Was he trying to do phone sex with me?


I got a text… “Sorry Aria… Wrong send. I’m really sorry : (.” And my phone began ringing again. This time I answered. “I’m really sorry. It wasn’t meant for you. Really.”


“It’s okay. No harm done.”


And then I texted him, It’s okay I was just surprised. No big deal.


It was for my ex-gf. You know…


Ang iksi naman ng foreplay mo. Was that it?


Of course not, I sent several messages before that. Btw, she came na. Do you enjoy these things, too? I know live you do.


A naughty thought crossed my mind... Why don't you find out?


The next thing I knew, we ended up having phone sex.


To be continued…

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

OBaby... Open it Wider

Exactly 15 days ago with the bed weather in the Metro, I was supposed to be sleeping til late in the afternoon, curled up in all my naked glory. I should have been dreaming erotic dreams, should have been reaching out for my dildo in my half conscious state... should have been moaning in ecstacy.

But instead, there I was lying with my skirt sans my undies, legs propped against the bed, sweaty hands tightly grasping the bed cover. I knew this was a bad idea. I should have listened to my instincts instead of my friend.

"Open it wider. Almost there. Wider, please."

Fine. With all the courage I can muster, I opened my legs wider that I felt one could see the insides of my vajayjay. A funny thought lingered. I could imagine graffiti written all over the walls of my precious.
Licked by James licked, sucked and fucked by Mark penetrated by peter rabbit Josh was here
Jay was here first!

I felt the urge to cover my precious and ran away. I knew this would happened. I felt a finger making its way inside me and I can almost see myself turning red.

"Ayoko na po..." I cried in despair.

"Shhh... tapos na. Go, dress up. We have a lot to talk about."

I hope you're not thinking what I think you are thinking : )

After years of switching to being active and inactive, my best friend finally won and convinced me to a visit to the OB for a Pap Smear test.

ob·stet·rics [uhb-ste-triks] n. (used with a singular verb) the branch of medical science concerned with childbirth and caring for and treating women in or in connection with childbirth. Abbreviation: OB, ob

Pap smear (pāp) Pronunciation Key
n. A test for cancer, especially of the female genital tract, in which a smear of exfoliated cells is specially stained and examined under a microscope for pathological changes. Also called Pap test.

We were supposed to go last year but I've been battling with apprehensions. I was scared of what I will find out. I am a scaredy cat. What if I lack an ovary? What if my uterus is badly damaged by the endless pounding of cocks and my rabbit? What if I am pregnant? What if I will never be pregnant? I even tried to back out during the last minutes.

"Girl, I dont wanna go. Smhan n lng kta l8r!"

"Ano ka ba? Sino bang ngsabing tutusukin yang p**p** m? Sinabi na ngang hindi eh!!!"

That lying bitch. I couldn't be more right. And besides, I can't imagine myself describing my passionate sex life in a professional way. I am an artist for heaven's sake. I tell my stories in full details, unless I want to make bitin. Plus, I have always been scared of doctors. I detest the smell of hospital. And I never thought of lying in a hospital bed. Nor lying to my doctor.

Dra: So, what brought you here?
Me: Uhmm... sinama lang po ako ng kaibigan ko.
Dra: Eh bakit nga? What's your reason?
Me: Kasi po I never had a check up down there.

Too much for my eloquence. I could't find the right thing to say. I felt like the doctor wanted to hit me with the wooden fertility idol on her desk.

Dra: Why now? Was there something unusual? A pain in your vagina? Suspected illness? What?
Me: (Out of fear) My dysmenorrhea po ako and I have an irregular period!
Dra: Ayun!

She then went on with a series of questions about my menstrual cycle which is the bad side of having a vagina instead of a penis that I know will not interest you guys in the least.

Dra: Are you married?
Me: No.
Dra: Bf?
Me: None.
Dra: But you're not a virgin? (pessimist si dra, tingin ko)
Me: I'm not.
Dra: What age did you first have sex?
Me: 18
Dra: How many partners?
Me: 2

She then went on like my Grandma preaching me about the dangers of premarital sex (It's a threat to your body and to your soul). And said that I should have a pap test to check if I have cervical cancer since I have all the risk factors. "You started very young and you're just 22 and you already had 2 partners. I suggest you get the vaccine."

To think that I didn't tell her I started out at 16 and had more than 2 partners. She might have suggested vaginal amputation had I told her that.

So there, she and her assitant had me strip tease err remove my panties, a spatula was inserted in my vagina, followed by a cotton swab. I swear I prayed really hard for it to be over. Masakit siya, yun lang ang masasabi ko.

And the worst is yet to come. I still had to have a transvaginal ultrasound because of my irregular period. So ayun, punta na naman ako sa kabilang building, change into a hospital gown, and again, spread my legs WIDE.

This time, a probe like instrument is inserted. Inisip ko na lang ang dildo ko.

"Iha, wag mong ipitin."

Ay sori, naka automatic on kasi ang muscle control mode ko. Lol. Eto mas masakit, kasi iniikot ikot pa yung probe sa loob. At habang nirarape ako, nagchismisan pa ang mga doktora tungkol sa breakup nila Rachel Ann at Christian at kung bakla daw ba si Jed.

After being harrased twice, I looked at myself in the mirror and felt like a rape victim. I wasn't really concerned about my health compared to the way I look. But I guess, it was worth finding out. And I am getting older, I have to be more responsible.

I went back to my OB and she said that everything was good. I have a healthy vagina. Haha! Only, I have polcystic ovary (?) which is why my period is irregular. It may lead to infetility but I know it won't. Not with me, at least.

Dra: Any questions?
Me: Mmm... may marerecommend po ba kayong pills?
Dra: Number one, you just don't take pills. You have to undergo tests. Number two, fertility expert ako...

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

GND

I've been receiving messages asking me if I am one of the GND. What??? Me??? Sorry to disappoint you guys but my body's not in perfect shape for me to pose in front of a camera other than my own. It was supposed to be a link to my profile in FHM BB but it misdirected to the GND page. Will edit that link soon.

What's up with me lately?
- trying to finish Sibling Rivalry 4
- went to an OB (full story soon... with pics! j/k)
- work work work

Will update it soon! For now, leave me some lovin.
I need it.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

sibling rivalry part 4 (the last one)

So, there. My first encounter with Josh was really quick and panakaw lang. He made it up to me the next morning.

Before we met, I shaved